Ok so the title says it all! SERIOUSLY! So today was kid day. Yes Kid day. On Friday's we have our friends over to play for the day. ( My sis- in - law, and friend watch Coleman Mon. Tues. Thursday ) So in return I watch there kids on Wed. & Friday. Which when I write it down like that It doesn't seem like it would be bad, and for the most part its not. EXCEPT TODAY! (so Shad & Brittany if you are reading this don't stress!, its not usually bad) So the morning started a little too early in my book, which my book if any of you know me would be like NOON! But since deciding that children were the right road to take, well noon is TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! SO I settle for like 7-8am. Now you morning people I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT! MIKE IS ONE OF "THEM" (it has always been a conflict really, I want to stay up and make out, he wants to go to bed & SLEEP!!!?????) He wants to get up and clean, get DRESSED, TAKE A SHOWER!! ETC... any how back to my story.. SO it was about 7:30 and the day began with all the kids coming over... so in total that makes (4) kids on Fridays.. (now all you MEGA Moms that have like more than ONE CHILD I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU EITHER... I'M JUST NOT THAT STRONG OK!!!) things started good, and THEN THE tired started TO FIGHT... now what I mean is take toys, push, yell, and then............... ALL THE CRYING BEGAN..
By 10:00am I was having a MELT Down myself.. So EVERYONE In the house WAS CRYING..
I had to take a time out! Like I said I'M JUST NOT that STRONG! So I went to the bathroom, you wouldn't think that doing that would make it worse, well it did! I ended up with THE DOG!
COLEMAN, BECK, CHANDLER, & BROOKLYN ALL IN THERE! So I was Just sitting there so no harm done......BUT I got so upset that I Couldn't even "go to the bathroom.. ALONE..." and just have a TIME OUT!! SO I locked to door, called Mike Cried My eyes out! and much to mikes pleasure started to puke my guts out on the phone.. Mean while the kids out side the door, "you ok mommy, you going potty?" Now if that didn't just make it worse.. it totally did, because then I felt bad that they were all worried and could hear me. so so fun. Any how Mike talked me through it I cried some more, pulled myself together and mad macaroni and cheese. YES I HAD A MOUNTAIN DEW!!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!! I NEEDED IT!!!!!!!!!! if I was a drinker it might have been something a little stronger, and if I wasnt growing another little stress ball of JOY in my body then maybe too. Oh and I forgot the POOP triplets! Its exactly how it sounds... ALL THREE BOYS TOOK A TURN POOPING OUT THE SIDES OF THERE DIAPERS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER.. IT was a fun morning. Im sorry you missed it... come over any Friday! So we sat down turned on a movie and Made some lunch. Things got a better after that.. So here is the picture of what we all looked like after all the crying had ceased, and everyone HAD THERE OWN BUDDIES!! BIG KEY IN THIS HOUSE. (minus me, I never look a wreck, so why would I take a picture of it today... OR ANY OTHER DAY!)
On lighter NOTES.... this is what else we have been up to.. So we painted our front room. And originally we got it done and said what in the "HELL!!!" did we do? Yes it was one of those DANGEROUS Paint colors... but now that the room is finished being put back together and we are going to put up some white molding its not so bad. Mike wanted to pain fish on the wall after painting it and make it our aquarium room.. Coleman thought that was THE BEST IDEA!! YA I don't think so...
Oh so we watched a fireman show a couple of weeks ago, just a rental, and Now since Coleman saw the fireman go in and save the girl, put air on his nose, and squirt the fire with a hose, that is all he wants to watch, do, and talk about. I say to him... Don't get big, he responds with YES I HAVE TO GET BIG! I need to go to school so I can get big, go to fire fighter school, and get air on my nose. So I say to him no don't get big, don't get married, and be a daddy, YES I HAVE TO GET BIG! and go to school and be a daddy. SO that is the new obsession for right now, every day he "has to get his jacket on, his fire fighter hat and go to school. So if any of you have any suggestions on movies that include, fire, firefights that is NOT PG-13 That would be great.. I'm tired of having to get mad at him for repeating ALL THE SWEAR WORDS In the Movies. He remembers EVERY THING. The other day he told my mom "I don't answer to you! I answer to the people" any takers on which movie he got that line off of? FRED CLAUS.. Innocent enough movie. Like I said REMEMBERS EVERYTHING!!!!
So you wonder if I'M MENTAL?! JUST answer that with a BIG FAT YES!! I was wondering why the melt down today.. Well I decided that I'm doing like 3 full time jobs and its MEGA HARD. First just being the mom 24 hours a day, when Coleman gets out of his bed at night, and falls asleep in the door way on the floor, then the tending, which I do have to say was a few more days this week, so that I didn't have to go to my "almost REAL job" "being the mom is the real job" and then working 33 hours a week, AND baking the baby stress/EMOTION BALL OF JOY. Which is due NOW between Sept 17-23. I did mention to the Doc. that he may need to put me out before that LIKE MAYBE JULY- SEPT. That would be nice! But all in all things are moving along. So that's that until next break down.
9 comments:
Okay so I totally understand. I am so not a morning person and agree that every day should start at noon. Also I babysit and have had those days its craziness but just know you are not alone. lol
Love you Alisa. That made me laugh. Everyone has days like that and I usually feel better after my melt downs too!
Ok so half of those kids are MINE! I feel bad that they cause havoc! I hope next week is better!
Sounds horrible, I'm glad you made it through the day. It's a good thing kids are cute and you love them or else I don't think people could continue to put themselves through those situations.
You're funny, I love that you are totally okay with telling it how it is and that there's no "beating around the bush".
Glad to hear the pregnacy is going good.
Take care!
Oh, you crack me up. I'm sitting at my desk laughing. I would say I remember those days however I still have them with babysitting grandkids. "The emotional joy ball", to funny. Love you guys lots and we need to get together. Call me, your voice mail is full.
You kill me. I can't help but laugh at you. I hate days like that, And yes I have days like that all the time! I promise it will get better, they well learn to get aong and listen to what you tell them to do! GOOD LUCK! You are a great MOM!
And everyone wonders why I am scared to death to have children! Just kidding! I feel for you, and I hope I get one of those little stress balls of joy sometime next year!
I love your honesty, it is so funny and refreshing. You are hilarious!!! I've definately had those days, I think we all have. You are doing a ton, a melt down was on it's way.
I was reading this thinking "wow" that sounds so familiar. I know that you hear that from everyone, but seriously its true. It's really hard being the mom sometimes, worth it every minute, but hard just the same and damn it I think we have earned our melt downs.
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